• The Barker And The Balker

    BUTLER: Hey beagles! Ready for a walk?

    BEAGLE PAL: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalk

    THE BEAGLE: I haven't had a snack in 2 hours, 17 minutes. By the position of the sun, the length of the shadows, and the current show on TV, I can infer a 53.24% chance of lunch leftovers in front of the little kid's house.

    BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalk

    B: Hold still Beagle Pal. Now, you guys, no pulling, and no eating of random objects!

    BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkandIbetI'llfindsomecatsandthenIcanwatchthem

    TB: Hey, no. No! I want to go this direction!

    B: Beagle, come on, let's go this way.

    BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwherearethecats

    TB: Wait, I need to sniff here. Did you know, that approximately 6.72 hours ago a crow buried a nut right here? I found it first so I get to eat it. No. Wait, I'm not done sniffing . . .

    BP: We'regoingforawalkI'moutsidewe'regoingforawalkwherearethecats

    B: Beagle Pal, quit pulling! And shush!!

    BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkandIwanttofindcatssoIcanwatchthem

    TB: Wait! You go too fast. Here's a dead earthworm I have to roll in. No, not done yet. I have to roll a few more times. No, wwwaaiit.

    B: Beagle! What are you eating? Give! I said GIVE! Oh, you rotten dog . . .

    TB: Oooohhhh! I have to go over there. Don't you smell that? I'd say, protein-based, 6-7 days old, only partly eaten. Let's go THAT way.

    B: Beagle? Where are you going? Come on, let's walk together. Okay, everybody walk together. Beagle Pal, settle down, let's walk easy.

    BP: We'regoingonawalkseemeI'monawalkI'moutsidelookingforcatsandwe'regoingforawalk

    B: Wow, what a crazy walk that was, beagles! I'm glad I saw that chicken bone before you did, Beagle. And I'm so proud of you, Beagle Pal, for not rolling in that cat poo.

    BP: Wesawacatwesawacatwesawacatwesawacatonthewalk

    TB: When's dinner?

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    This is my new, more modern blog, what do you think? It's in a new spot, it looks different, but it's still All About Me. Glad you followed the scent trail and found me.

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I am The Beagle. I like food, napping, sniffing, and eating. I live with my Butler who ensures I get that which I need, and with Beagle Pal who is my friend. I am The Beagle and I Know.

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