BUTLER: Hey beagles! Ready for a walk?

BEAGLE PAL: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalk

THE BEAGLE: I haven't had a snack in 2 hours, 17 minutes. By the position of the sun, the length of the shadows, and the current show on TV, I can infer a 53.24% chance of lunch leftovers in front of the little kid's house.

BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalk

B: Hold still Beagle Pal. Now, you guys, no pulling, and no eating of random objects!

BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkandIbetI'llfindsomecatsandthenIcanwatchthem

TB: Hey, no. No! I want to go this direction!

B: Beagle, come on, let's go this way.

BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkwherearethecats

TB: Wait, I need to sniff here. Did you know, that approximately 6.72 hours ago a crow buried a nut right here? I found it first so I get to eat it. No. Wait, I'm not done sniffing . . .

BP: We'regoingforawalkI'moutsidewe'regoingforawalkwherearethecats

B: Beagle Pal, quit pulling! And shush!!

BP: We'regoingforawalkwe'regoingforawalkandIwanttofindcatssoIcanwatchthem

TB: Wait! You go too fast. Here's a dead earthworm I have to roll in. No, not done yet. I have to roll a few more times. No, wwwaaiit.

B: Beagle! What are you eating? Give! I said GIVE! Oh, you rotten dog . . .

TB: Oooohhhh! I have to go over there. Don't you smell that? I'd say, protein-based, 6-7 days old, only partly eaten. Let's go THAT way.

B: Beagle? Where are you going? Come on, let's walk together. Okay, everybody walk together. Beagle Pal, settle down, let's walk easy.

BP: We'regoingonawalkseemeI'monawalkI'moutsidelookingforcatsandwe'regoingforawalk

B: Wow, what a crazy walk that was, beagles! I'm glad I saw that chicken bone before you did, Beagle. And I'm so proud of you, Beagle Pal, for not rolling in that cat poo.

BP: Wesawacatwesawacatwesawacatwesawacatonthewalk

TB: When's dinner?